Saturday, October 6, 2007
My hero - Scary Movie Reviews
"Gah!!! Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story?!"
I saw this movie with my cousins, and despite what other people think, there were many funny parts to this movie (if you have a loose sense of humor. Others, like some of the movie critics, found only 2 parts funny.
"can you guess where I am?...."
"ooh...uh, you, you're behind the couch."
*looks at self* "aww, *****.........ok, turn around!!"
Even though fairly anyone could have done this (watch scary movies and make up jokes about the parts. Think about it, any half-minded person could do it. I'm sure everyone has made their own jokes), these people did it first. And using the half-minded jokes anyone could make up, it did awesome. It was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, along with Austin Powers. Think about it. When you go out to see "comedy" movies, how funny are they really? Like I said before, the only movies I've ever watched that were actually genuinely funny were this and Austin Powers (I've also seen SM 2 and 3 with the same results, but this is supposed to be past-tense, so Shhhhh)
"She drove all the horses crazy, killed all the puppies, hid the remote, really sick *****"
This movies is stupid, of course, but if you go to see a comedy movie and still care about it's stupidity level, good luck those movies.
"No, Take off the hood!!"
"I know, I'm wearin' the hood now!"
I have to go do my homework now. So screw you hippies, I'm goin' home.
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